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In·se·cu·ri·ty

/ˌinsəˈkyo͝orədē/

noun

  1. So there’s a wall.

“So you put up a fence, then bring in a tomato, then you lack security”

synonyms: jordan, my dad, breeze, my phone

antonyms: a wall, a fence, the jacuzzi, burnt bitches


Solutions to a feeling of insecurity:

- Chardonnay from wine cooler

- Long conversation with the unaware founder

- An eternal night in the sacred tent


Psy·chot·ic Ep·i·sode

/sīˈkädik/ /ˈepəˌsōd/

noun

  1. Baseline.

“I like to stay nice comfortable psychotic episode, sanity scares me”

synonyms: natural mental state, insane


Hon·ey Bun·ches Of Oat·s

/ˈhənē bən(t)SHes/ /əv/ /ōts/

noun

  1. Something I did not take.

“No sir, I didn’t take none of your honey bunches of oats”

synonyms: Aloe Vera water


Tea

/tē/

noun

  1. A hot beverage usually consumed inside yourself.

“It's so comfortable to sip tea in the comfort of my own intestines”


In·sane

/inˈsān/

Adjective

  1. an honorable title bestowed upon whoever the council deems worthy


2·5

/ˈtwen(t)ē/  /fīv/

  1. Something unknown to jan

“25 25 25 25 25 25”


Quad·ru·pho·bi·a

/ˈkwädrəˈfōbēə/

noun

  1. The fear of fours


Wa·wa

/wä,wä/

noun

  1. Wawawawawawawawawawa

“Give in to The Wawa, so that it may show you its ways.”

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