Council Of Insanity

In a groundbreaking achievement, scientists at NGR Genetics Laboratory have successfully used CRISPR gene editing technology to create the world's first unicorn. The research team, led by Dr. Edward Price, used the powerful CRISPR-Cas9 system to precisely edit the DNA of a horse embryo, resulting in the birth of a foal with a single horn protruding from its forehead. The scientists achieved this by isolating the specific genes that determine the shape and size of a horse's skull and then editing those genes to create a horn-like protuberance. The unicorn foal, which has been named "Miracle," has been drawing attention from all over the world, with many marveling at its unique and striking appearance. "We never thought it was possible," Dr. Price said in an interview. "But CRISPR technology has advanced so much in recent years that it has made this kind of precise gene editing a reality." The creation of Miracle has sparked a heated debate among sci...

 

Gelatinous invertebrates have been emerging all across the eastern seaboard. In efforts to understand this unexpected development, scientists have gathered from across the globe to elucidate the mysterious forces at play. In an exclusive interview, COI correspondent and leading marine biologist in the study of Scyphozoa discussed newly found evidence linking this sudden migration to their increasingly neurotoxic venom. Jellyfish venoms are composed of potent proteinaceous porins (cellular membrane pore-forming toxins), neurotoxic peptides, bioactive lipids, and other small molecules whilst the tubules contain ancient collagens and chitins. Most jellyfish commonly dine on fish, shrimp, crabs, and tiny plants, certain metabolites of which are used to biosynthesize their deadly venom. Due to the increasing availability of certain foods, Jellyfish have been creating and storing supraphysiological amounts of venom. The implications of these findings were clear, at the end of the interview h...

  We buy money to make more drugs and sell drugs to us for more money to buy drugs and make more of us to make more drugs to buy more of us's to sell to our drugs to sell to our sells for drugs. Capitalism. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

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